"veteran" mothers 🙄
I'm soooo tired of other mothers telling me I have "no idea what I'm in for" and that babies will do things you NEVER could've imagined. And you'll be SO TIRED and SO SHOCKED. what're they gonna do??
Projectile vomit?
Poop all over the place?
Pee on me?
Cry all night for no reason?
Refuse to eat?
Refuse to sleep?
Enjoy the most random weird things?
I want to have a baby.
I've cared for them before.
I've changed slimey green poop out of a babies hair before.
I've been up until 2am holding sobbing newborn twins who could NOT be consoled while they're parents tried to enjoy a night out.
Can we all just agree to stop giving unwanted advice!?
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