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So last night, I snuck out to see my boyfriend. But we were outside and stuff. He laid down a sweatshirt and let me lay on it (I was drunk) and I laid on dog shit. Problem is, he thought it was mine😳🤦‍♀️. When he was running his hands up and down my body, it got on his hands and he thought it was so gross. I did too because what the hell it wasn't mine! oh no I'm so humiliated.