Dear Crush I guess

Dear crush,

WHY CANT YOU JUST FREAKING LIKE ME BACK?! I mean cmon we would be perfect together😭 I’ve tried dropping subtle hints but I must be bad at dropping hints because I cant tell if you’re picking up what I’m putting down. And it sucks not knowing because I genuinely think you are a super funny and interesting guy and I just want to talk to you and hang out with you all the time but I can’t do that because that would make me seem creepy. Please just ask me out on a date or something. Or Snapchat me back. That would be nice too. Like seriously.

Sincerely,

Person who sounds kind of creepy but swears that they are, in fact, not creepy.