My husband is weird

and by weird I mean crazy, he always assumes I am "crabby" if I am not all smiles bouncing around on rainbows. "BJ?" means Blow Job. If I am ever awake when he gets up for work, as soon as he sees me wake up he starts "Bj?" . . . "Bj?" and goes on and on while I am still half asleep. and then when I don't, he gets his damn mood swigs!

I am embarassed to reply with my real identity but THANK YOU LADIES for the support, seriously, he does this all the time! and it is so frustrating! He is a good man, minus THAT part!