I’m 37 weeks 5 days, and my showers are being timed

At the peak of my discomfort, I have started taking longer showers in hopes of finding some relief. Usually I end up sitting in the shower for at least half an hour in the afternoons when my back pain, swollen feet, and other aches seem unbearable.

At exactly the 20 minute mark, I will turn around and see I have an uninvited guest sitting behind me in the shower.

Have you tried to dry off a 30 lb dog while 37 weeks pregnant and wet? It’s become almost a daily routine for me.

For anyone wondering, our bathroom door doesn’t close all the way in the summers because it swells, which is how this shower bandit keep getting in.