Rant about my husband's dick move for a second.

I've had a stomach virus the last few days with some extreme *tmi* literally peeing out of my butt kinda stuff. Like if I feel it coming on I have to get to the toilet NOW or....well you get it.....

My husband gets home from work and is just standing there talking to me in the kitchen for about 30min.

Suddenly I feel the bubbles start and I excuse myself and make a jet for our bathroom.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RUNS UP NEXT TO ME, says "wait noooo, I need to get all my stuff put up" and literally steps in front of me through the doorframe.

We have one other bathroom but it shares the wall to the babies room so you can't flush without waking him up.

Seriously what the fuck. And he was trying to act all cute about it like I wasn't about to be a grown woman shitting on our bedroom floor any second. U.G.H.