Help!!

So on the 4th of April I had this weird dull pain in the left side of my uterus. I have done so much research it’s not even funny; on implantation and such. I took a test that same day and the line was vvvvvvf. Then I took one on the 8th. Again vvvvvf. Now I’m going to wait until Friday the 12th. Af is supposed to show her face on Sunday the 14th. Anywho.... my breasts hurt like hell. I’ve been throwing up and feeling nauseous. The throwing up has calmed down. As for the nausea I wish!! I’ve been peeing a lot!! All I want is chicken nuggets from MCD and raspberry tea. My hoohah feels swollen and I kno it felt like that when I was pregnant with my daughter. I’m not cramping whatsoever. It doesn’t even feel like at is on her way. We have been ttc for the last two years!! Last month we started our first cycle of clomid. Mind you after having an hsg test done back in February. It’s driving me crazy to see these lines on the tests but you can’t really see them on a picture. They aren’t dark enough. Have any of you ladies had that weird dull pain and it only lasted a day or maybe even a few hours and gotten a bfp? I don’t want to post the pt because I don’t need any negative energy right now. My fiancé had this look on his face that was priceless. It held so much emotion in it and I don’t want to take that moment from him. I just need someone to talk too. Please share your stories with me. All are welcome to respond. Thanks ladies and baby dust to all!!