Boyfriend “CHEATING”?!?!

So... my boyfriend goes to barber school and last night I went there for a haircut. He gave me a tour of the school, and this girl notices him, and runs up and literally jumps on him hugging him.....

He got her off of him and was like uhhh hi? And from there she just walked around with us. I was stopped looking at something and I hear her ask “why won’t you respond to my dirty texts?”

I walked right up to them and said what the fuck did you just say?! And she started apologizing like no other and I asked to see his phone right then and there. He had already deleted the texts. So she’s still there and I ask to see HER phone and read the texts. She willingly lets me read. She’s messaging him advances and he’s replying “stop texting me like this” “I love ____, I don’t want anything with you”.......

So I’m like ok... what is this bitches problem??? And then I get to the text and my heart SINKS. “When you and her were going through shit, you sure wanted me then. Remember fucking in your back seat?”

Turns out when we broke up for quite literally 5 hours, in that time frame, he fucked this chick. ON TOP OF IT ALL HER NAME IS BECKY!

So he tries telling me, this isn’t considered cheating because we were “broken up” more like we got into a fight and said I’m fucking done, he came back 5 hours later and wanted to fix shit and we were totally fine. Just a stupid argument.

Now he’s begging and apologizing and she’s crying saying she wants to be with him and she hopes she’s pregnant and all this. All of a sudden we are in the car taking our daughter home. And our son? Wait.. what son?

We don’t have a son.

I must be dreaming.

And I wake up 🤣🤣🤣 just about ready to smack my man in the head hahahahahaha!