Let me tell you about my day.

I woke up to one of my best friends having an emotional meltdown. Kid eating a whole box of cereal and all of the leftover meatloaf (growth spurt, you know how it is). Got a bfn 5 minutes before starting my period two days late (way to waste 6 dollars). Car telling me I need an oil change before the work week even started. Husband forgot his lunch. Hair dresser took off 4 and a half inches when I went for a trim. Daughter's ceiling fell to the floor and took chunks of insulation with it. Snake on the porch. Lost my keys. Hole in my favorite leggings......I need a bottle of wine and some ice cream.