when your friends without kids make comments about sleep, no time, etc I just laugh to myself 😂😂

Ex. (Friend on Facebook) My puppy had to wake me up at 6 am on sat morning and now wants to go back to sleep in my lap... 

My sat morning: 5 am wake up call with a bloody murder scream coming through our monitor loud speaker... run to the bathroom to pee because I have to other wise I'll wet my pants... grab my little one who is literally trying to eat me and digging his teeth into my collar bone... start feeding him and desperately wish I got a drink of water before nursing him... burp him... change a blow out diaper requiring his whole outfit be changed... go upstairs (living room) and start playing and then my LO decides to throw up when I just changed him.... play for about an hr... then feed again... burp... change... and finally I could go back to sleep but now completely awake 😂😂😂

Would be lovely to have a dog now that may make me sleepy snuggling in my lap 

Love my LO and I do anything for him with a full heart but I still can laugh right?? Good bye to sleeping in on Saturdays or never for that matter 

Now I completely see why my brother and SIL were dying for a night away when I babysat my nephew