Different spellings

It REALLY ANNOYS me when AMERICAN people use really weird spellings or correct the way I say something.

I am English

This bar tender made me repeat water several times until I got it what he thought was right. DUD YOU SPEAK MY LANGUAGE, YOU ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH BECAUSE BRITS TRIES TO COLONISE AMERICA. DONT TRY TO TELL ME YOU R RIGHT BECUASE YOU ARE WRONG in this case.

Water is said like this, observe: warter

He tried to get me to say it like this : warderr

And it really annoys me that for some crazy god unknown reason, awful rhymes with waffle

It shoudl be said : wa full not waa fal

It just ain't right.

No disrespect to anyone

Also Americans correcting my spelling. Don't. Do. I T.