anyone else hate pooping after they shower ?

so i showered in the morning and i ate and now i have to poop and fuck i love smelling good after i shower but pooping fucks everything up so ugh i’m mad now . Luckily i’m not going to do anything sexually lol i just hate pooping so much! is there a way to poop before you shower if you haven’t ate anything ?

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