Contest: CC Meditation

So today I spent some time talking to my colleagues and listening to our new TTC meditation feature, which eventually turned to other types of meditation offerings...which got me thinking about how what I really need is a Community meditation app. (For me). But then I sorted of started wondering about what a user-version (rather than the admin version) would look like. 

So, since I need a laugh on a Wednesday, here's a quick and dirty little CC only contest: give me your best CC/Community meditation lines. I may actually even see if we can make one out of the best ones and put it up as a video just for the fun of it :P