Nicknames for the Nast

So just for fun, has anyone else given a nickname to their little one's less pleasant bodily functions?

My husband and I had our first last week and we've already started to routinely call her poops "butt cheese".

Because she's breastfed her poo is that yellow colour, and hubby joked (accurately) that she drinks milk and her body processes it into something yellow and stinky, hence cheese.

I don't know why but giving the nickname to the gross function makes it slightly less gross for us somehow.