PHLEGM AF
every night i gently clear my throat as softly and quietly as i can so as not to wake up DH and his light sleeper ass. just low-frequency vibrating my esophagus until it stops feeling gross.
it never stops feeling gross.
im tired of waking up my husband. maybe if we had a memory foam bed instead of the shitty broken spri gs we lose sleep on now, then he wouldnt notice evey time i get up to pee and spit and gargle hot water.
im tired yall
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