PHLEGM AF

Vi

every night i gently clear my throat as softly and quietly as i can so as not to wake up DH and his light sleeper ass. just low-frequency vibrating my esophagus until it stops feeling gross.

it never stops feeling gross.

im tired of waking up my husband. maybe if we had a memory foam bed instead of the shitty broken spri gs we lose sleep on now, then he wouldnt notice evey time i get up to pee and spit and gargle hot water.

im tired yall