My husband is wine drunk...

While we were eating supper, my husband ended up drinking a whole bottle of wine (I had one small glass).

Afterwards, we got our little one ready for bed and we went to put clean sheets on the bed... mind you, shaved legs and clean sheets - I was stoked for bedtime and in a hurry to lie down!

My husband stops making the bed, looks me dead in the eye and asks: "do you ever think about shaking your balls?"

And I laugh and say, "well, no, probably because I don't have them."

And he looks at me again and says, "I wonder if the sperm get dizzy when I do it."

Yall, I about peed myself. He needs to get wine drunk more often, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 😂