The luxury of being a man...

...is being able to walk out of a room and not announce it.

Example:

Me: “Hey, I’m going to go to the restroom real quick. Can you keep an eye on her, please?”

My husband: *Silently goes to the bathroom. Stays there for 25 minutes.*

I attempted the, “assume he will just watch her” method. I went to the kitchen and did the dishes. Within 10 minutes, he had left our daughter and went to the bathroom. No announcement. Luckily, I pay attention, and realized it. 🤦‍♀️