So i lost the string

Around 10pm night before last my stomach dropped through my ass. I went to take my tampon out before bed and, behold, the string was gone.

I panicked i was cryin telling my best friend I didn’t know what to do

he’s googling faster than the speed of light

Found a video telling me to put my foot on the toilet and hope for the best, still nothing.

This man gives me suture forceps and is coaching me on I am STILL panicking. It doesn’t work, I’ve now pinched the inside of my vagina and still have a tampon lost at sea.

Then it hits me SHOWER. It relaxed everything that was tense and in my best leapfrog position I pulled reeled this bitch in. And ya know what the funniest part was?

THE STRING WAS STILL ATTACHED.

My muscles pushed the thing up to my cervix along with the string.

No more tampons for me no thank you