Am not the only virgin on here right?!

Everyone is talking about sex and that's lovely, but I'm an 18 never been kissed virgin. Also I'm losing my mind, I have all this built up sexual frustration. And I can only release so much through my dildos and vibrators. Seriously I used my vibrator at least 10 times last night, the batteries died. Please tell me I'm not alone. At this point the first person on Tinder that wants to come over and fuck me can.