Husbands a dick

So, I was making brownies with our son, and when we were done mixing it, we ate the brownie mix off the mixer beaters. Well, my husband wanted to run and do shopping, so I put the mix in the fridge and wiped my face down will quick and asked him if I had anything on my face, he goes "nope, looks good" so we leave. (He was in a rush to leave). Well we get home from the store, I go in to use our bathroom, and what do you know, there's a big ass brownie mix trail going down part of my cheek 😐😐😐 (our son whipped the mixer towards me and got it on me). I came out and my husband's standing there laughing like the dickhead he is. This motherfucker better sleep with one eye open from now on🤷