Dumb reason a dumb parent yelled at me today

I am on my planning period and I'm already over everything. I teach health class and science. HIGH SCHOOL health class and science. I can't make this shit up

Parent: *storms into my classroom this morning* What are my tax dollars paying for!

Me: *confused* Excuse me ma'am

Parent: My tax dollars are paying your salary yet you aren't even teaching my kid correctly.

Me: I'm sorry. Can you tell me what you're upset about. What did I do?

Parent: My son James(not real name) has streaks in his underwear (I canNOT make this shit up!)

Me: *super confused* what does that have to do with me?"

Parent: You're a health teacher! You should be teaching them how to wipe properly! I pay my taxes therefore I'm technically your boss and you aren't even doing your job.

Me: Ma'am. I think this is a conversation for you and James to have.

Parent: You're an idiot! I can't believe you're a teacher *slams my door*

I need winter break to come faster.

@Perfectly Misaligned lmfao 🤣. I do NOT want to know that side of my students. Honestly 'James' is a sweet kid and I don't want to embarrass him and myself too haha. He clearly didn't get his sweetness from his mother though