squirt

ok. this is a weird topic for me to discuss.. I squirt. ALOT. I'm talking Krakatoa.. It gets annoying. we have to change the sheets Everytime. I feel like we can't have sex sporadically just anywhere because I don't want to soil couch cushions or carpet. I sometimes use a dirty blanket on the bed to avoid laundry, but does anyone have any tips or strategies they could share?