Funny things you've said/done during labour?

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We have a lot of horror stories mixed in with the lovely ones on here about giving birth, so I think we could all use a laugh to cheer us up!
What are some funny things you've said or done while in labour, or giving birth?
My mum kept laughing about how she sounded like Darth Vader on gas and air, before proposing to the anaesthesiologist after he gave her an epidural while my dad was in the room! 🤣

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During the pushing I stopped and shouted fuck this I wanna go the fuck home!! 😂

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After pushing my hardest for so long I yelled “is he at the hole yet?” 
That made all of the nurses laugh.

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After I got the epidural I started farting really big loud farts, and then attempted to blame them on my dog. Who was obviously not in the L&D room hahaha 😂

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I started laughing while pushing because I realized I sounded like a cow mooing. Also when they put my daughter on my chest when she came out I was like why is she cut? I was pointing to her nipples. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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My mom brought my husband food while I was in active labor.   He came to help me with breathing and such.  And I told him to get his Burger King breath out of my face.   He said it was McDonald’s.  I could have smacked him.

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My sister exclaimed while she was pushing her son out that it “felt like she was giving birth to a dolphin” hmmmm 🤔 😂

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My husband and I brought his baseball glove to the hospital to take a picture of baby in the glove (my sister started the tradition and my dad thought a pic with each grand-baby in a glove would be fun)

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First son I was passing out between contractions, woke up once and screamed "the monkey stole my cereal." 
Second son I said really vulgar nasty cuss words each time I pushed, then apologized to my OB on the downswing... and repeat. 🤣

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I said, “Someone better get down there and fucking catch that baby!!” 😂😂 My Doctor bailed on me while I was pushing. The baby started to crown and the nurse was freaking out telling my to stop pushing. It was just her and my husband in the room, I wasn’t going to stop pushing. It hurt so bad. 😂

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When I went into the OR they checked my cervix and while checking my water broke. I felt water pouring out of me and they were standing there waiting for my water to finish. I just started singing “don’t go chasing waterfalls” 😂

Funny things you've said/done during labour?

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