Before anyone yells at me that using another thing as a condom is idiotic, I know, but that’s when you’re having sex.

I’m taking in masturbation.

So... my boyfriend and I are far away right now because he is on vacation with his friends, and told me that he wants to have some private time tonight with me on FaceTime. Not the first time we’ve done it so no problem. Normally, sometimes he masturbates himself humping a pillow or some blanket, and he even brought his blanket with him so he doesn’t have to use the house’s one.

But he forgot his condom. And humping a blanket without it is... painful.

That’s why I wanted to ask what could he use that isn’t a condom so he doesn’t have pain? Because the internet doesn’t help that much 😅