My husband took me to Kay Jewelers today and told me to pick something out for Valentine's Day because he wanted to spoil me. Boy, if you wanted to spoil me, do the damn dishes!

P.S. I didn't pick anything out. I'm too cheap for that shit (my husband calls me frugal). I told him he could pick something out for me for our 1 year wedding anniversary. That would be a more appropriate time to spend a couple hundred dollars.

I'd rather have a break from the dishes and laundry and other house work for 1 fricken day than to have him spend hundreds of dollars on some jewelry.